Streak Free Sunnies
Is your home a dirty disgusting nightmare? Call the Get Off Your Ass Cleaning Service. Our experts will put on masks that look EXACTLY like your parents, slap you in the face, and ask, "What's wrong with you?!" Then they'll give you so-fresh so-clean purple and yellow sunnies that turn scum-scrubbing toil into stress-relieving satisfaction. Your place used to reek of mold and despair. Now? Smells Like Clean Spirit. To call, comment about your gross home.
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance.
- COLOUR - White translucent rims with blue arms, with blue lenses
NO SLIP - A special grip coating has been used to construct a frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE - Snug and light-weight frame, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
ALL POLARISED - Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- NO LEOPARDS - No one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).